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A
Abby (1974)

Acción Mutante (1993)
Alien (1979)
All Souls Day (2005)
Alligator (1980)
America 3000 (1986)
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
Amityville Horror, The (2005)
Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

Amityville 3-D (1983)
Amityville: The Evil Escapes (1989)
Amityville Curse, The (1990)
Amityville 1992: It's About Time (1992)
Amityville: A New Generation (1993)

Amityville Dollhouse (1996)
Amphibian Man (1961) (aka Chelovek-Amfibiya)
Anaconda (1997)
Andromeda Strain, The (1971)
Antichrist, The (1974) (aka L'Anticristo)
April Fool's Day (1986)
Arabian Adventure (1979)
Around the World Under the Sea (1966)
Aswang (1994)
Atlantis, The Lost Continent (1961)
Attack Of The Crab Monsters (1957)
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: The Director's Cut (1979/1994)

Avenging Conscience, The (1914)

B
Baby Cart at the River Styx (1972) (aka Kozure Okami: Sanzu No Kawa No Ubagurama / Lone Wolf and Cub: Perambulator Of The River Of Sanzu)

Bats (1999) (snap judgement)
Battle Beyond the Sun (1963)

Battle Royale (2000)
Batman (1989)

Beast in the Cellar, The (1970)
Beast With A Million Eyes, The (1955)
Beast With Five Fingers, The (1946)

Bees, The (1978)
Beginning of the End, The (1957)
Behemoth, The Sea Monster (1959)
Beyond The Door (1974) (aka Chi Sei?)
Black Sunday (1960) (aka La Maschera Del Demonio / Mask Of Satan)
Blackbirds At Bangpleng (1994) (aka Kawow Tee Bangpleng / Cuckoos At Bangpleng)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999) (snap judgement)
Bless This House (1988) (aka Meng Gui Fo Tiao Qiang)
Blood Beast Terror, The (1967)

Blood Feast (1963)

Blood Ties (1991)

Bloody Birthday (1980)
Bloody New Year (1986)
Blue Bird, The (1976)
Body Snatchers (1993)
Boston Strangler, The (1968)
Brain from Planet Arous, The (1957)

Brainstorm (1983)
Butterfly Kiss (1995)


C
Captain America (1992)
Captive Wild Woman (1943)
Castle of Evil (1966)
Cat-Women of the Moon (1953)
Cat's Eye (1985)

Child of Darkness, Child of Light (1991)
Chinese Ghost Story, A (1987) (aka Qian Nu Youhun)
Chinese Ghost Story II, A (1990) (aka Yangan Dou)
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown (1989)
Clash of the Titans (1981)
Claws (1977)
Clearwater (2003)
Cobra Woman (1944)
Colossus: The Forbin Project (1969)
Company of Wolves, The (1984)
Compulsion (1959)
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Conde Dracula, El (1970)
Conquest Of The Pole (1912) (aka À La Conquête Du Pôle)
Contamination (1980) (aka Alien Arriva Sulla Terra)
Corpse Vanishes (1942)

Corridors Of Blood (1958)
Countess Dracula (1970)
Crack in the World (1965)
Creator (1985)
Creature (1998) (aka Peter Benchley's Creature)
Creeper, The (1948)
Creeping Flesh, The (1972)
Crocodile (1981)
Cronos (1992)
Cult of the Cobra (1955)
Curse Of Frankenstein, The (1957)
Curse of the Swamp Creature (1966)
Cutting Class (1989)
Cyborg (1989)

D
Dam Busters, The (1954)
Dark Eyes Of London, The (1939)
Darwin Conspiracy, The (1999)
Day The World Ended (1955)
Dead of Night (1972)
Deadly Invasion: The Killer Bee Nightmare (1995)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Deep Core (2000)
Deep End (1970) (aka Na Samyn Dnie)
Deep Rising (1998)
Dellamorte Dellamore (1994)
Deluge (1933)
Demon Seed (1977)

Demon Wind (1989)
Destination Inner Space (1966)
Destination Moon (1950)
Devil Bat, The (1940)
Devil Bat's Daughter (1946)
Devil-Doll, The (1936)
Devil's Rain, The (1975)
Die, Monster, Die! (1965)
Dinosaurus (1960)
Dishonored Lady (1947)
Dive Bomber (1941)
Doctor X (1932)
Dr Ehrlich's Magic Bullet (1940)
Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde (1912)
Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde (1913)
Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde (1931)
Dr Jekyll & Ms Hyde (1995)
Dracula (1931)
Dracula Vs Frankenstein (1971)
Dracula's Daughter (1936)

E
Earth Versus the Flying Saucers (1956)
Edgar Allen Poe (1909)
Edge of Sanity (1988)
Embryo (1976)
End of Days (1999) (snap judgement)

Event Horizon (1997)
Evil Clutch (1988)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
Exorcist III, The (1990)
Eye Creatures, The (1965)
Eyes Without A Face (1959) (aka Les Yeux Sans Visage)

F
Fan, The (1981)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
First Power, The (1990)
Flash Gordon's Trip to Mars (1938)
Flesh and Fantasy (1943)
Flying Saucer, The (1950)
Food of the Gods II (1988)
Frankenstein (1910)
Frankenstein (1931)

Freddy Vs Jason (2003)
Friday the 13th (1980)
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Futureworld (1976)

G

Ghostbusters (1984)
Ghost Town (1988)
Ghost Train, The (1941)
Ghoul, The (1974)
Giant Claw, The (1957)
Godzilla's Counterattack (1955) (aka Gojira No Gyakushû / Gigantis, The Fire Monster)
Gojira (1954)

Gorath (1962) (aka Yosei Gorasu)
Great Gabbo, The (1929)
Green Light (1937)
Green Slime, The (1969)
Grizzly (1976)

H
Half Human (1958)

Halloween (1978)
Halloween II (1981)
Harvest, The (1993)
Haunted Palace, The (1963)
Haunting, The (1999)
Headless Ghost, The (1959)
Hell Of The Living Dead (1980) (aka Inferno Deo Morti Viventi / Zombie Creeping Flesh / Virus / Night Of The Zombies)
Hercules And The Queen Of Lidia (1959) (aka Ercole E La Regina Di Lidia / Hercules Unchained)
Hercules Conquers Atlantis (1961) (aka Ercole Alla Conquista Di Atlantide / Hercules And The Captive Women)
High And The Mighty, The (1954)
High Treason (1929)
His Brother's Wife (1936)
His Majesty, The Scarecrow Of Oz (1914)

Homesdale (1971)
Horrible Secret Of Dr Hichcock, The (1962) (aka L'Orrible Segreto Del Dottor Hichcock)
House of Seven Corpses, The (1974)
Howling, The (1980)

Howling II (1985)
Howling III: The Marsupials (1987)
Howling IV: The Original Nightmare (1988)
Howling V: The Rebirth (1989)
Human Vapour, The (1960) (aka Gasu Ningen Daiichigo)
Humanoids From the Deep (1996)
Hunchback of Notre Dame, The (1939)

I
I Come in Peace (1990)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957)
Incense for the Damned (1970)
Island of Terror (1966)
It Conquered the World (1956)
It's Alive (1974)

J
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Jason X (2002)
Jaws (1975)
Jaws 2 (1978)
Jaws 3-D (1983)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Jaws Of Death, The (1976)
Jekyll & Hyde (1990)
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1966)

Jet Over The Atlantic (1959)
Jet Storm (1959)
Johnsons, The (1992)
Journey to the Seventh Planet (1962)
Julie (1956)
Jurassic Park (1993)


K
K-9000 (1991)
Kid Glove Killer (1942)

Killer Nun (1978)

King Kong (1976)
King Kong Lives (1986)
King Kong Vs Godzilla (1963) (aka Kingkongu Tai Gojira)

King Of The Zombies (1943)

L
Labours Of Hercules, The (1957) (aka Le Fatiche di Ercole / Hercules)

Lake Placid (1999) (snap judgment)
Last Journey, The (1936)
Last Shark, The (1981) (aka L'Ultimo Squalo)
Last Voyage, The (1960)
Last Warning, The (1929)

Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974) (aka Non Si Deve Profanare Il Sonno Dei Morti / The Living Dead At Manchester Morgue / Breakfast At The Manchester Morgue / Don’t Open The Window / Zombi 3)
Lodger, The (1927)
Lodger, The (1932)

Long Twilight (1997) (aka Hosszu Alkony)
Lost Empire, The (1983)
Lost Highway (1997)
Lost World, The (1960)
Loves Of Hercules, The (1960) (aka Gli Amori Di Ercole / Hercules And The Hydra)

M
Macabra (1981)
Mad Max (1979)
Magdalena, Possessed By The Devil (1974)

Magic (1978)
Magic Cloak Of Oz, The (1914)
Magic Cop (1990) (aka Qu mo jing cha)
Malpertuis (1972)
Mandroid (1993)

Maniac (1962)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)

Mask of Fu Manchu, The (1932)

 


Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Medusa Touch, The (1978)

Megaforce (1982)
Mesa Of Lost Women (1953)
Mimic (1997)
Mind Ripper, The (1995)
Mission to Mars (2000) (snap judgment)
Monster From The Ocean Floor (1954)
Monster in the Closet (1986)
Mothra (1961) (aka Mosura)
Mr Stitch (1995)
Mummy, The (1932)
Mummy's Ghost, The (1944)
Mummy's Hand, The (1940)
Mummy's Tomb, The (1942)
Murders In The Rue Morgue (1932)
Murders In The Zoo (1933)
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
Mysterious Island, The (1929)
Mystery Street (1950)

N
Naked Jungle, The (1954)
New Leaf, A (1971)
Nick Knight (1989)
Night Of The Bloody Apes (1969/1972)
Night of the Demon (1957) (snap judgment)
Night of the Living Dead (1968) (snap judgment)
Nightbeast (1982)
Ninja III: The Domination (1984)
No Highway In The Sky (1951)


O
Oblivion (1994)
Oblong Box, The (1969)
Old Dark House, The (1963)
Omega Doom (1996)

On The Beach (1959)
Orca (1977)

Orgy Of The Dead (1972) (aka La Orgia De Los Muertos / The Hanging Woman)

Outland (1981)

P
Parents (1989)
Patchwork Girl Of Oz, The (1914)
Phantom Empire, The (1935) (Part 1)
Phantom Empire, The (1935) (Part 2)
Phantom From 10,000 Leagues, The (1955)
Play Misty for Me (1971)
Powder Town (1942)
Prehistoric Women (1950)
Primal Force (1999)
Prince of Darkness (1987)

Project X (1968)
Pumpkinhead (1988)
Puppet Master (1989)
Puppet Master II (1991)

Q
Queen of Blood (1966)
Quiet Earth, The (1985)

R
Rabid (1977)
Rape Of The Vampire, The (1968) (aka Le Viol Du Vampire)

Raven, The (1915)
Red Water (2003)
Reefer Madness (1936)
Relic, The (1997)
Repossessed (1990)
Return of the Vampire (1944)
Revenge Of Hercules, The (1960) (aka La Vendetta Di Ercole / Goliath And The Dragon)
Revenge Of The Zombies (1943)
Revolt Of The Zombies (1936)

Robot Monster (1953)
Rocketship X-M (1950)
Roly Poly Man, The (1994)

S
Satan's Rhapsody (1917) (aka Rapsodia Satanica)

Scream (1996)
Scream 2 (1997)

Secret of Roan Inish, The (1994)
Seed of Chucky (2004)

Seven Footprints To Satan (1929)
Seventh Curse, The (1986) (aka Yuan Zhen-Xia Yu Wei Si-Li / Doctor Yuan and Wisely)
Seventh Sign, The (1988)

Severed Ties (1991)
Seytan (1974)

Sgt Kabukiman NYPD (1996)
Shark Kill (1976)
She (1911)

She Creature, The (1956)

Shock (1977) (aka Al 33 Di Via Orologio Fa Sempre Freddo)
Shock Corridor (1963)
Silent Predators (1999)
Silver Cord, The (1933)
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977)
Sixth Sense, The (1999) (snap judgement)
Snake Woman, The (1961)

Snow Creature, The (1954)
Snowbeast (1977)
Stigmata (1999) (snap judgement)
Sting Of Death (1966)

Story Of Louis Pasteur, The (1936)
Stranger Within, The (1974)
Student Of Prague, The (1913)
Sugar Hill (1974)
Sword And The Sorcerer, The (1982)
Sword of Vengeance (1972) (aka Kozure Okami: Kowokashi Udekashi Tsukamatsuru / Lone Wolf And Cub: Child And Expertise For Rent)

T
Tales From the Crypt (1972)
Tales That Witness Madness (1973)
Tentacles (1977) (aka Tentacoli)
Terminator, The (1984)
Terror In The Sky (1971)
Testament Of Dr Cordelier, The (1959) (aka Le Testament Du Docteur Cordelier)
Thing, The (1982)
Thing (From Another World), The (1951)
Thing With Two Heads, The (1972)
Timeline (2003) (snap judgement)
Tingler, The (1959)
Tintorera (1977)
Tornado! (1996)
Tower of Evil (1972)
Toxic Avenger, The (1985)
Toxic Avenger Part II, The (1989)
Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989)
Trauma (1993)
Trilby (1915)
Trip To The Moon, A (1902) (aka Le Voyage Dans La Lune)
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Turn of the Screw, The (1992)
12 To The Moon (1960)
Two Lost Worlds (1951)

U
Uncanny, The (1977)

Underworld (2003) (snap judgement)
Unholy Night, The (1929)
Uninvited (1988)
Unknown World (1951)


V
Vampyros Lesbos (1970)
Venom (1981)
Village of the Damned (1960)
Virtual Obsession (1997)

W

Walking Dead, The (1936)
Warlock (1988)
Warning From Space (1956) (aka Uchûjin Tôkyô Ni Arawaru / Space Men Appear In Tokyo / The Mysterious Satellite)
Wasp Woman, The (1960)
Werewolf Of London (1935)
Westworld (1973)
Whispering Corridors (1998) (aka Yeo-Go Goe-Dam)
White Zombie (1932)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Wild World of Batwoman, The (1966)
Within the Rock (1996)

Without Love (1945)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1925)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1933)
Wolf Blood (1925)
Wonderful Wizard Of Oz, The (1910)

X
X - The Man With the X-Ray Eyes (1963)

Y

Yellow Jack (1938)


Z
Zero Hour! (1957)
Zombie (1979) (aka Zombi 2 / Zombie Flesh Eaters)

Zombie Lake (1980) (aka Lac Des Morts Vivants, Le / The Lake Of The Living Dead)
Zombi Holocaust (1980) (aka Dr Butcher, MD / The Queen Of The Cannibals / The King Of The Living Dead / Zombi 3)