Famous last words: Im a scientist, not a madman.
Relieved scientist: The serum!
Thank God we didnt use it on a human being!
Assistant: The experiments on
the patients prove nothing. Theyre already insane. Until you can artificially cause
insanity, you can prove nothing.
Assistant: I dont know.
It is a question of professional ethics--
Scientist: You seem to have forgotten that I want no visitors. No-one must enter the swamp! Whoever attempts to enter the swamp Ė if they get by the quicksand Ė I want you to stop them! My work must be protected! Keep all strangers out of my swamp!
Nice to meet you, Mr West!
What about the body?
He gets seconds and
coffee, while we do all the
Iím glad you question my work, Tom. If I hadnít questioned my
teacherís work, I wouldnít be here today.
Doctor, Iíve mastered it! Look at that!
Scientist: Youíre ready. Awake! The sound of my voice is your master! Get up! Get up! The world awaits you as my first citizen!
You killed Tom!
Iím afraid, my dear, that youíre going to put me in a very bad
Scientist: Well, Tom Ė at last youíre going to make a contribution to science! Everyone has his place in the field of research. Tom? Tom, are you listening? Nod your head if you are! You'íe doing fine -Ėfine! Youíre strong. You can stay under water indefinitely. Youíre almost bulletproof! Iím envious of you, Tom! Hmm? Are you hungry? How clumsy of me! Let me get you a snack! [He hands ĎTomí a turtle] Here, boy! Here!
Scientist: Youíre ready to come off the preserver, and make your debut Ė my beautiful, indestructible fishman!
How can you look for oil without equipment Ė seismographs,
Scientist: We have a great deal in common! Youíre looking for the result of the evolutionary process, and I am investigating Ė the evolution process.
What are you working on?
Scientist: She did it, Tom! She turned off the preserver machine before you were ready! Everything was going beautifully! For the first time, everything was controlled! Live, Tom! Live! Breathe! Breathe! Breathe! BREATHE!!
Scientist: Youíre a perfect subject for the new derivatives! My dear Mrs West, I believe you will be an instantaneous transmutation!
We take the Series II vehicle from the Hainan facility; we dig three deep
core wells, here, here and here. That should vent the tectonic pressure
and stabilise the plates---
Okay, Mr Wizard---
A nuclear bomb! Are you out of your mind!?
Whatís that flange for?
with the end of the world imminent:
The U-joint is
Scientist: At the risk of being simplistic, what youre looking at is a quasi-neural matrix of synthetic RNA molecules.
Mad doctor: [addressing his giant bat] Ah, my friend! Our theory of glandular stimulation through electrical impulses was correct!
Mad doctor: Arent you curious about my new
Apologetic woman: Look, Don, Ive loved you a
long time, ever since we were kids but Im afraid its been more like a
Editor: Say, have you ever had a date with a girl?
Young woman: Oh, here comes Dr Carruthers! Hello,
Young woman: What do you think of Dr
Carruthers theory about a wild animal, Mr Layton?
Photographer: A little more chiffon, baby!
Photographer: Ill be back in a minute,
Frenchie! And dont worry none about those werewolves, cause nothins
gunna harm ya while Im around!
Victim #2: That feels great! Very soothing!
Reporter: You, my friend, are going to get a shot
of the Devil Bat in action!
Radio broadcaster: I have as my guest in the
studio Professor Percival Garland Rains, perhaps the worlds greatest authority on
animal life! I am going to interview Professor Rains on the subject of the Devil Bat. Our
radio audience can draw its own conclusion. Professor Rains, first let me ask you point
blank, do you believe that any such creature as the Devil Bat exists?
Police chief: If you suspect Carruthers,
youre barking up the wrong tree, Johnny. Hes the last man in this town that
would harm anyone. Why, everybody loves him!
Police chief: Our police chemists couldnt
break down one of the ingredients. We thought perhaps you could.
Expert: I was still sceptical when I came to
Heathville today to examine the body of this so-called "Devil Bat". But after
seeing it personally, and making exhaustive research, I have arrived at the conclusion
that the creature is the lone survivor of a type of giant bat that existed in great
numbers during the early part of the Neolithic Age! Perhaps I should explain for the
benefit of some of our listeners that the Neolithic Age is that period of antiquity
commonly called the "Stone Age"
Mad doctor: Rub a few drops on your face!
Victim #4: You never know whats going to
happen in this business!
Victim #4: Ive been going over the report of
the companys annual earnings. A net profit of over a million dollars! Not bad, eh?
when you remember what we built on: a mere ten thousand dollars for your formula!
You shouldnt have demanded all cash, Doc. You should have ridden along with us. Then
youd be rich, too! Ah, but then, youve had a lot of fun in your
laboratory, with your experiments, dreaming up something new. Youre a dreamer, Doc.
Too much moneys bad for dreamers!
Victim #4: Your nerves are frayed, Doc. Now, calm
down get a grip on yourself! Youve been working too hard on your formula!
Victim #4: I think Ive got a clue to all those murders! It may peter out, but if half what I suspect is true, its the most diabolical plot that a madman ever concocted!
Reporter: Tell me, Doc: how did you develop a
monster bat like that?
Male mad scientist: Youve been working! I knew it by the howling of the dogs!
Male mad scientist: I know
our mistake now! It came to me one night in that cesspool of stupid minds.
Banker: Why, it feels warm!
Almost flesh and bone like the real animal.
Male mad scientist: [looking
at the housemaid] Malita, where did you get her?
Female mad scientist: Marcel
Banker: This is like some
horrible dream! I dont want any part of this! Restore her to what she was!
Female mad scientist: It
might be safer to take him downstairs and make him small
Police chief: I wouldnt get too upset about that note, M. Matin. Probably not for you at all. Just some religious fanatic. The citys full of them around Christmas.