from Dinosaurus (1960)
Crook: Were gunna be rich, boys. You hear
Local girl: Senor Bart, when I was a little girl
in another country, there was a revolution. My father taught me how to make bombs out of
bottles and gasoline. We use some, no?
Crook: Jasper, your intelligence never ceases to
amaze me. I didnt know you were an anthropologist.
Kid: Remember, youre the friendly vegetarian, like it says on the cereal packet. Hey, you are friendly! We are going to be friends, you and me. Thats the bad tyrannosaurus! You better run and find a swamp to hide in, where he wont follow you, cause if he catches us, hell eat us both of us up. Hell like you better than me, cause youre bigger, and I dont want him to eat you. Run! I know you dont know which way to run, and I wish I could tell you, but you see Im just a boy, and Im lost, cause I dont go out at night by myself and I dont know where the swamps are .(And so on and on and on )
Abducted woman: Now, now. Nice caveman. You just
sit there and Ill fix things in the kitchen. Now, lets see. What does a
caveman do after a hard day in the jungle?No, dont tell me. Let me think of
something on my own. Like sitting down. And well keep all the thoughts out of our
romantic little Neanderthal mind. Okay? Lets see. Maybe if I sing to you a song,
youll fall asleep, and I can run away from you, hmm?
Scientist: General, we saw a
strange thing this afternoon. We saw what appeared to be a flying saucer.
Scientist: What do you want with me?
Scientist: Then its been decided that
Unnecessary advice #1: Fire at saucer until it
|from The Eye Creatures (1965)
Waitress: The boys were
just kidding about seeing a space ship, Lieutenant.
Cop: Did you ever hear of such
a cock-and-bull story? Spacemen, space ships--
Astute teenager: You know something? Those things, whatever they are-- Theyre smarter than all of us put together.
Mean scientist: Deadline? Youve been working for years to produce produce that only Lilliputians would appreciate! Im sorry, I didnt mean that. The flowers are lovely.
Genius at work: Lock up .cmon, catalyse .carboxyls .same molecular structure, beautiful! .now, get in here, tri-nitro, cmon! .give me a DNA match! .smaller chains .thats it! Thats it! I think Ive got it!
|from Friday the 13th (1980)
Girl: [Talking to dog]
Hi, girl! Excuse me - hi, boy! You speak English? How far is it to Camp
Crystal Lake? [Dog whines] That far, huh? Okey-dokey! See you later!
Excuse me - how far is it to Camp Crystal Lake?
Kid #1: Hey,
Local loony: Im
a messenger of God! Youre doomed if you stay here! This place is cursed! Cursed!
Its got a death curse!
fromGasu Ningen Daiichigo (The Human Vapor) (1960)
Anti-hero: Do you remember Dr Sano?
Boss: Hey, someones outside to talk to you!
I had no idea who awaited me outside. My only friend was still in a sanitarium . It was not a very prepossessing man who got out of his car as I approached. [Reading business card] Dr Sano. Professor, Medical Department, Jehuko University. Advisor to the Japanese Space Association. But what could this great man of science want of a humble librarian? He said, "Youre wasting your life, you know, and your talents, if you keep hiding out in that library ."
Apologist: He was a very great scientist!
Narrator: An electronics engineer. A radar officer. A mathematician and systems analyst. A radar operator. A couple of plotters. People doing a job; well; efficiently. Serious. Having fun. Doing a job. Situation: normal. For the moment....
Pilot #1: This is Easy Baker Squadron Leader. Target
below and to the side. See it?
Pilot: Easy Baker Squadron Leader. Charlie hit the silk when the bird got his plane, and now Charlies gone - chute and all!
Scientist: Here is part of the wreckage.
Examination by a staff of scientists has told us the whole, incredible story!
Scientist: That bird is extra-terrestrial! It comes from outer space - from some God-forsaken anti-matter galaxy millions and millions of light years from the Earth. No other explanation is possible.
General: Three men reported they saw something -
and two of them are dead.
Narrator: No corner of the Earth was spared the terror of looking up into Gods blue sky and seeing, not peace and security, but the feathered nightmare on wings!
Heroine: Will it work, Mitch?
Heroine: [explaining why shes so good with a
gun] Im from Montana!
Hero: The explosion was no accident! I did it on
purpose! I used the mesic atom projector!
Narrator: There was no mistaking the urgency in MacAfees voice. Something - he didnt know what - but something as big as a battleship had just flown over and passed him.
Hero: Look, Major, Im sorry about the pilot,
but that was no false alarm---
Heroine: What happened? It felt like something
collided with us up there!
Cop: Weve got orders to seal off the area -
real hush-hush! What happened? Dyou tangle with a flying saucer or something?
Hero: Uh-oh. Feel another snakebite coming on.
Heroine: Something that seemingly destroyed four planes - and barely missed you the first time. Something like - your flying battleship?
Narrator: Once again a frantic pilot radios in a report on a UFO. A bird. A bird as big as a battleship!
Heroine: Did the pilots report anything?
Doomed pilot: It doesnt make sense! Like -
like were hitting a battleship with a slingshot!
First woman: Tatsuo hasnt changed!
Politician #1: Well, Sonodas a hero!
|from The Green Slime (1969)
Open the door, you'll find
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