IMMORTAL DIALOGUE |
from Dinosaurus (1960) Crook: We’re gunna be rich, boys. You hear
that, Chica? Local girl: Senor Bart, when I was a little girl
in another country, there was a revolution. My father taught me how to make bombs out of
bottles and gasoline. We use some, no? Crook: Jasper, your intelligence never ceases to
amaze me. I didn’t know you were an anthropologist. Kid: Remember, you’re the friendly vegetarian, like it says on the cereal packet. Hey, you are friendly! We are going to be friends, you and me. That’s the bad tyrannosaurus! You better run and find a swamp to hide in, where he won’t follow you, ‘cause if he catches us, he’ll eat us both of us up. He’ll like you better than me, ‘cause you’re bigger, and I don’t want him to eat you. Run! I know you don’t know which way to run, and I wish I could tell you, but you see I’m just a boy, and I’m lost, ‘cause I don’t go out at night by myself and I don’t know where the swamps are….(And so on…and on…and on…) Abducted woman: Now, now. Nice caveman. You just
sit there and I’ll fix things in the kitchen. Now, let’s see. What does a
caveman do after a hard day in the jungle?No, don’t tell me. Let me think of
something on my own. Like sitting down. And we’ll keep all the thoughts out of our
romantic little Neanderthal mind. Okay? Let’s see. Maybe if I sing to you a song,
you’ll fall asleep, and I can run away from you, hmm? |
from Earth Versus The Flying Saucers (1956) Scientist: General, we saw a
strange thing this afternoon. We saw what appeared to be a flying saucer. Scientist: What do you want with me? Scientist: Then it’s been decided that
we’ll fight? Unnecessary advice #1: Fire at saucer until it
crashes! |
| from The Eye Creatures (1965)
Waitress: The boys were
just kidding about seeing a space ship, Lieutenant. Cop: Did you ever hear of such
a cock-and-bull story? Spacemen, space ships-- Astute teenager: You know something? Those things, whatever they are-- They’re smarter than all of us put together. |
from Food of the Gods II (1988) Mean scientist: Deadline? You’ve been working for years to produce – produce – that only Lilliputians would appreciate! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that. The flowers are lovely. Genius at work: Lock up….c’mon, catalyse….carboxyls….same molecular structure, beautiful!….now, get in here, tri-nitro, c’mon!….give me a DNA match!….smaller chains….that’s it! That’s it! I think I’ve got it! |
| from Friday the 13th (1980)
Girl: [Talking to dog]
Hi, girl! Excuse me - hi, boy! You speak English? How far is it to Camp
Crystal Lake? [Dog whines] That far, huh? Okey-dokey! See you later! Girl:
Excuse me - how far is it to Camp Crystal Lake? Kid #1: Hey,
nice bike! Local loony: I’m
a messenger of God! You’re doomed if you stay here! This place is cursed! Cursed!
It’s got a death curse! |
from Gasu Ningen Daiichigo (The Human Vapor) (1960)Anti-hero: Do you remember Dr Sano? Boss: Hey, someone’s outside to talk to you! I had no idea who awaited me outside. My only friend was still in a sanitarium…. It was not a very prepossessing man who got out of his car as I approached. [Reading business card] ‘Dr Sano. Professor, Medical Department, Jehuko University. Advisor to the Japanese Space Association’. But what could this great man of science want of a humble librarian? He said, "You’re wasting your life, you know, and your talents, if you keep hiding out in that library…." Apologist: He was a very great scientist! |
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Narrator: An electronics engineer. A radar officer. A mathematician and systems analyst. A radar operator. A couple of plotters. People doing a job; well; efficiently. Serious. Having fun. Doing a job. Situation: normal. For the moment.... Pilot #1: This is Easy Baker Squadron Leader. Target
below and to the side. See it? Pilot: Easy Baker Squadron Leader. Charlie hit the silk when the bird got his plane, and now Charlie’s gone - ‘chute and all! Scientist: Here is part of the wreckage.
Examination by a staff of scientists has told us the whole, incredible story! Scientist: That bird is extra-terrestrial! It comes from outer space - from some God-forsaken anti-matter galaxy millions and millions of light years from the Earth. No other explanation is possible. General: Three men reported they saw something -
and two of them are dead. Narrator: No corner of the Earth was spared the terror of looking up into God’s blue sky and seeing, not peace and security, but the feathered nightmare on wings! Heroine: Will it work, Mitch? Heroine: [explaining why she’s so good with a
gun] I’m from Montana! Hero: The explosion was no accident! I did it on
purpose! I used the mesic atom projector! Narrator: There was no mistaking the urgency in MacAfee’s voice. Something - he didn’t know what - but something as big as a battleship had just flown over and passed him. Hero: Look, Major, I’m sorry about the pilot,
but that was no false alarm--- Heroine: What happened? It felt like something
collided with us up there! Cop: We’ve got orders to seal off the area -
real hush-hush! What happened? D’you tangle with a flying saucer or something? Hero: Uh-oh. Feel another snakebite coming on.
More medicine! Heroine: Something that seemingly destroyed four planes - and barely missed you the first time. Something like - your flying battleship? Narrator: Once again a frantic pilot radios in a report on a UFO. A bird. A bird as big as a battleship! Heroine: Did the pilots report anything? Doomed pilot: It doesn’t make sense! Like -
like we’re hitting a battleship with a slingshot! |
| Gorath (1962)
First woman: Tatsuo hasn’t changed! Politician #1: Well, Sonoda’s a hero! |
| from The Green Slime (1969)
Immortal lyrics: Open the door, you'll find
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