IMMORTAL
DIALOGUE |
| from K-9000
(1991)
Head terrorist: My sources tell me that
the man at Danny’s apartment was a cop, Eddie Monroe. Find out how much he knows and
who he shared it with. Female scientist: You got the implant! How? |
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Heroine: I’m Dwan. D-W-A-N, Dwan. That’s my name. You know? – like Dawn, except I – except I switched two letters. You know, to make it more memorable. Heroine:
Oh, my God! What a meaningful miracle! Do you realise I owe my life to a movie? Heroine: Well, you goddamn chauvinist pig ape! What are you waiting for? You wanna eat me? [She pounds on the ape’s upper lip] Then go ahead! Do it! Go ahead and eat me! Go ahead! Choke on me! [Pause] Oh, I didn’t mean that – honest I didn’t! Sometimes I get too physical. It’s a sign of insecurity, you know? Like when you knock down trees. Nice ape. Nice, sweet, nice, sweet, sweet monkey. You know, we're going to be great friends. I’m a Libra. What sign are you? No, I know, don’t tell me: I bet you’re an Aries, aren’t you? Of course you are. I just know it. That’s just wonderful…. Hero:
I love you. Come with me right now. Come on – to hell with the contract. |
from King Kong vs Godzilla (1963) Crewman: Captain, the power stack engine's badly
damaged - engine room reports repair is impossible! |
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Doctor: [leaning over his patient] I have no idea why this man is still alive! Female criminal: What is this, Wolfe?
You’re the one who put me in this dump! |
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First scientist: You must forgive us,
Professor, but did you say ‘dinosaurs’? Scientist: There’ll be no women on my expedition! Titled explorer: No fire monster’s big enough to deprive you of a wedding present. Besides, ‘Mrs’ is still the best title for a girl. |
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Broke businessman: Do you realise all the money
I borrowed? I feel like some fool who takes all his grandmother's money and goes to Las
Vegas and loses it all. Possessed victim: Either you cut my hand off or I'll kill you. Helpful medical advice: This is going to be very painful, because it cauterises as it cuts. |
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from
Mind Ripper (1995)
Creation: You fed me
soup. |
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from Monster From the Ocean Floor (1954) Scientist: Did you know that over 70% of the earth’s surface is covered with water? Why, the Pacific alone here has an area of over 73 million square miles! The Atlantic--- Oh, I’m sorry! There I go, making noises like a biologist again! Scientist: Those tiny active particles are various forms of protozoa, for their size the most deadly in the world. It’s lucky for us they never grow any bigger than this!
First scientist:
Some pretty
good-sized fish stray into that cove. My guess is, she snagged onto
an irate stingray. Hmm…. Doesn’t look like the flesh of a stingray….
First scientist:
I’ve got an idea: let’s see what some of this canned meat will do to this
stuff…. Why – it’s disintegrating!
First scientist:
Why, it’s assimilating the meat! Organic life of some kind….but – but
what?
First scientist:
What could cause it to grow out of proportion this way?
First scientist:
It could absorb a man! |
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Scientist: Do you really want to know who I think started the
war? Party guest [to American naval officer]: My second husband was an American. We travelled all over the world, and everywhere we went, he would say to people, "I am an American! I am an American!" They finally shot him in one of those Eastern countries.... |
| from
Orca (1977)
Biologist: So, you refuse to quit? Biologist: Forget what I said. I thought you were an insensitive boor and I exaggerated to make a point. I was wrong. You’re a sensitive boor. Theme song: I will bring the sun through darkened clouds |
| from La
Orgia de Los Muertos (Orgy of the Dead) (1972)
Policeman: It doesn’t look good for you! Your statements about zombies don’t hold water! Mad doctor: Kill you myself? No. I have my
zombies for this. Incredible, isn’t it? |